Ep 77 (7.15.18) - The One with the Sex Tape

July 16, 2018

Carolyn and Merrin are joined by Holly Hollenbeck of the Dallas Stars Twitterati and noted dog lover. They talk aborted trades, scoring depth, Disney princesses, minor league baseball, and good dogs*. Merrin eats questionable pizza, Carolyn knows what she did, and Jason Spezza metes out karmic retribution.

*Spoilers: they are all good dogs.


Ep 76 (7.1.18) - The One with the Blank Check

July 2, 2018

Chris Watkins of Hockey Graphs joins Carolyn & Merrin to discuss all the happenings of Day 1 of Free Agent Frenzy. They chat Carter Hutton Watch, dynasties, what Roman Polak brings to the Stars, startling Stan Bowman, and Jim Benning goes to White Castle. 


Ep 75 (6.17.18) - The One that’s Being Happen

June 18, 2018

Carolyn & Merrin are joined by special guest Hannah Stuart of theScore. Hannah talks about the upcoming NHL Draft, asserts that the Stars can't mess it up, and becomes an unwilling participant in some shenanigans. Plus, tips on avoiding perjury when talking about concussions, Montreal loses a trade on multiple levels, and Ottawa does The Most. What's going on in Brett Ritchie's bedroom? On second thought, we don't want to know. 


Ep 74 (6.3.18) - The One that Explains Divinity

June 4, 2018

It's June and at least one Texas team is still playing hockey! Carolyn & Merrin talk Todd Nelson hire, the Stanley Cup Final and Calder Cup Final. Plus, self-shaming, dubious definitions of salad, and Anne of Green Gables fanfic. It's an episode that doesn't care, but with force. 


Ep 73 (5.18.18) - The One that’s All Open

May 21, 2018

It's another semi-live podcast! That is, if we ever get out of the open. Featuring: Rick Wilson's retirement, divine brownies, hard playoff choices, and critical dicks. Forget FMK, we invent a new game specifically for the Dallas Stars. 

Minor Infinity War spoilers from 7:54 - 9:18

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Ep 72 (5.6.18) - The One with Extraneous Vowels

May 7, 2018

The great Jimening is upon us! All hail Jim! The Dallas Stars have a new head coach, Carolyn has mic issues (we're sorry!), Merrin goes on an HGTV bender, and why wasn't that the storyline in Avengers: Infinity War? Plus, playoffs, leafy greens, and, of course, non-consensual licking.


Ep 71 (4.24.18) - The One That’s Ironically Named

April 25, 2018

Back from vacation, Carolyn and Merrin talk bad drafts, checkered pasts, eating lunch with Jesus, alt-right burgers, pop stars, and secret Disney stans. Merrin fails at Name That Actor and Carolyn fails at naming anything. It's the podcast that finally asks: why are you even here?


Ep 70 (4.8.18) - The One That Goes Full Toddler WWE

April 9, 2018

Disaster season previously dissected, Carolyn & Merrin try to find the bright spots of 17-18. Did you know that Jamie Benn is good at hockey? Also, Alain Vigneault, playoff cheering guide, extending Tyler Seguin, Merrin insults everyone, Carolyn needs a shower, and DHH officially sells out! It's the podcast that will totally bite its brother.


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Ep 69 (3.25.18) - The Not So Nice One

March 26, 2018

It's a very special episode! The Stars have lost 8 in a row and everyone wants to know why. Merrin has mimosas and Carolyn goes straight for the bottle. Together, they tackle poor life choices, poor line choices, the spiderman death vortex, and potential coaching replacements. Also no one speaks Finnish, and everyone loves terrible television. Nice!


Ep 68 (3.11.18) - The One that Doesn’t Say It’s Aliens

March 12, 2018

The Dallas Stars are meh, and to top it off Martin Hanzal is out for the season (and for that matter, so is Ron Francis). Carolyn & Merrin talk goaltender interference, women's hockey, Girl Scout cookies, and try to figure out how we can ascend to beings of pure light and energy. It's the podcast that asks: How can we really embrace the trash person inside of all of us?