Ep 71 (5.6.18) - The One with Extraneous Vowels

May 7, 2018

The great Jimening is upon us! All hail Jim! The Dallas Stars have a new head coach, Carolyn has mic issues (we're sorry!), Merrin goes on an HGTV bender, and why wasn't that the storyline in Avengers: Infinity War? Plus, playoffs, leafy greens, and, of course, non-consensual licking.


Ep 71 (4.24.18) - The One That’s Ironically Named

April 25, 2018

Back from vacation, Carolyn and Merrin talk bad drafts, checkered pasts, eating lunch with Jesus, alt-right burgers, pop stars, and secret Disney stans. Merrin fails at Name That Actor and Carolyn fails at naming anything. It's the podcast that finally asks: why are you even here?


Ep 70 (4.8.18) - The One That Goes Full Toddler WWE

April 9, 2018

Disaster season previously dissected, Carolyn & Merrin try to find the bright spots of 17-18. Did you know that Jamie Benn is good at hockey? Also, Alain Vigneault, playoff cheering guide, extending Tyler Seguin, Merrin insults everyone, Carolyn needs a shower, and DHH officially sells out! It's the podcast that will totally bite its brother.


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Ep 69 (3.25.18) - The Not So Nice One

March 26, 2018

It's a very special episode! The Stars have lost 8 in a row and everyone wants to know why. Merrin has mimosas and Carolyn goes straight for the bottle. Together, they tackle poor life choices, poor line choices, the spiderman death vortex, and potential coaching replacements. Also no one speaks Finnish, and everyone loves terrible television. Nice!


Ep 68 (3.11.18) - The One that Doesn’t Say It’s Aliens

March 12, 2018

The Dallas Stars are meh, and to top it off Martin Hanzal is out for the season (and for that matter, so is Ron Francis). Carolyn & Merrin talk goaltender interference, women's hockey, Girl Scout cookies, and try to figure out how we can ascend to beings of pure light and energy. It's the podcast that asks: How can we really embrace the trash person inside of all of us?


Ep 67 (2.25.18) - The One that Hates Your Baby

February 26, 2018

It's the trade deadline! The Stars aren't making anyone proud (but at least they're not St. Louis). Team Chaos is alive and well, there are no good choices, Carolyn goes to a very dark place, and Merrin hates your baby. How much brisket would it take to land Max Pacioretty?


Ep 66 (2.11.18) - The One with the Jelly

February 12, 2018

In which the Montreal Canadiens are embarrassing and the Dallas Stars are not. Plus, trade deadline, Olympics, players we love to hate, units of measurement, mustache rides and more. We don't think you're ready for this jelly.


Ep 65 (1.21.18) - The One You Wish You Hadn’t Heard

January 22, 2018

It's science hour with Carolyn & Merrin! Yes, the Stars are doing well but so is everyone else in the Central. Also: top-pair Pateryn, the mayonnaise league, and pomade-adjusted weights. It's the episode that we have to apologize for! No, really, we're sorry, y'all.


Ep 64 (1.6.18) - The One with the Pun Count

January 8, 2018

It's a star-studded podcast as Carolyn & Merrin are joined by some of Stars Twitter's funniest fans and writers. Together, they talk Ken Hitchcock, Hogwarts professor, Klingberg for Norris, the Peter Chiarelli Memorial Award, and the latest trends in fashion. 

Big thanks to @damnitjason, @TaylorDBaird, @RobertTiffin and @Holly_Holl for joining! 


DHH 2017 Blooper Reel

January 1, 2018

Happy New Year! Since we're not going to be doing our Annual New Year's podcast, have this little gift instead.