Ep. 47 (1.1.17) - The Softest Bad Boys in the League

January 2, 2017

Happy New Year! It's DHH's third birthday and Carolyn and Merrin recount their wildly different NYE experiences. Also, the Stars' power play is awful, Sam Gagner is amazing, and Devan Dubnyk's Nana always knew he'd be a success. Plus, the moment you've all been waiting for -- the Dallas Stars Foundation Fancy Boys Calendar critique!


Ep. 46 (12.19.16) - The One with all the Demons

December 20, 2016

It's a Christmas Miracle! The Stars are turning things around! Probably! Goaltending, movie spoilers, Dr. Merrin diagnoses what the f*ck is wrong with the Central, Carolyn can't be trusted, and it all comes down to demons. Happy Holidays!

Note: Volume of the recording again seems to be unusually high. 


Ep. 45 (12.7.16) - The One with the Queso

December 8, 2016

A quarter of the season gone, and the Stars are primed for maximum sadness. That Pat, what a maroon! Merrin drops some All-Star truth bombs, Carolyn has a cold, Jamie Benn is keeping secrets, and Sen. Ted Cruz is... right? It's official. We live in #bizarroworld


Ep. 44 (11.16.16) - The Post-Election Zombie Apocalypse One

November 17, 2016

In this podcast, Carolyn and Merrin are forced to confront some difficult November realities - losses in OT, losses of elections, losses of hockey sense. Also, they give thanks, figure out their zombie apocalypse skills, and make DHH history.


Ep. 43 (10.31.16) - Spoopiest Podcast Ever!

November 1, 2016

It's the spoopiest podcast of the year! Injuries mount, Carolyn & Merrin struggle to find hope, Ales Hemsky hates bees, Craig Anderson has the feel good moment of the month, halloween hits and misses, hockey horror stories and more #soundeffects


Ep. 42 (10.12.16) - Looks Awful, Tastes Great

October 15, 2016

HOCKEY'S BACK! Carolyn & Merrin discuss new addition Korpikoski, Team Dads, Klingbeard, and try really hard not to make fun of the Oilers (spoiler: they fail). Plus, Carolyn ruins fantasy hockey and Merrin relives childhood trauma. All in a day's work.


Ep. 41 (9.28.16) - We’re Not Ready

September 29, 2016

It's the preseason, y'all! Carolyn & Merrin sum up their thoughts from training camp weekend, obsess over idioms, break down the Great Russian Flight, celebrate Ralph Krueger's triumph, lament North America's tragedy, and make themselves really, really hungry. Chipwiches for everyone!


Ep. 40 (9.14.16) - Show Me the Money

September 15, 2016

In this episode, Carolyn & Merrin discuss Tyler Seguin's high school reunion, break down the messy World Cup origin story, get themselves get perma-banned from Canada, and the Flamingos are full of disappointment.


Ep. 39 (9.1.16) - The One with the Experiment

September 3, 2016

Bad puns about the Czech Republic, Stan Bowman -- Slytherin, leaving everyone's favorite ginger out in the cold, Carolyn toys with Merrin's feelings (in the name of science!), and will anyone actually be playing in the World Cup of Hockey?


Ep. 38 (8.4.16) - USA! USA! USA!

August 5, 2016

It's the doldrums of the offseason! Merrin founds the Gagnettes, Carolyn is a bad daughter, Jimmy Vesey has to sign somewhere, Jason Spezza is a gym-master, and don't forget - Olympics opening ceremonies are tonight (8/5)!