Ep. 51 (3.15.17) - The One with Tree Sexism

March 16, 2017

Are we done yet? Blue line questions, Nichushkin check ups, Sami the cat, Mass Effect, the USA Women's hockey strike, and rooting for the underdogs. Will Merrin survive her gut wound? Will Carolyn survive her romance novel?

[Volume Warning at the start]


Ep. 50 (2.22.17) - The One with Sinus Problems

February 23, 2017

It's the bye week, which means only one thing - time for a nasty head cold! Carolyn & Merrin break down the season's sadness, Jamie Benn: weatherman, trades, tacos, and talent shows. It's ok, you don't have to join our frat.


Ep. 49 (2.1.17) - Cody Eakin, Please Shave

February 2, 2017

In this episode, Carolyn & Merrin discuss the Stars' dirty wins, the trade for yet another goalie, Cody Eakin's mustache, Ken Hitchcock's firing, how to stay sane in a stressful political climate, and why hockey is like Oregon Trail.


Ep. 48 (1.19.17) - Jim Nill: Femme Fatale

January 22, 2017

In a crazy busy week, Carolyn & Merrin take a break to talk Jim Nill: Femme Fatale, whether or not Lindy Ruff should be on the hot seat, pointless purple jerseys, if Patrick Sharp will be reunited with the Blackhawks, and can we ever fix the defense?

Is anything softer than Tyler Seguin? You tell us!


Ep. 47 (1.1.17) - The Softest Bad Boys in the League

January 2, 2017

Happy New Year! It's DHH's third birthday and Carolyn and Merrin recount their wildly different NYE experiences. Also, the Stars' power play is awful, Sam Gagner is amazing, and Devan Dubnyk's Nana always knew he'd be a success. Plus, the moment you've all been waiting for -- the Dallas Stars Foundation Fancy Boys Calendar critique!


Ep. 46 (12.19.16) - The One with all the Demons

December 20, 2016

It's a Christmas Miracle! The Stars are turning things around! Probably! Goaltending, movie spoilers, Dr. Merrin diagnoses what the f*ck is wrong with the Central, Carolyn can't be trusted, and it all comes down to demons. Happy Holidays!

Note: Volume of the recording again seems to be unusually high. 


Ep. 45 (12.7.16) - The One with the Queso

December 8, 2016

A quarter of the season gone, and the Stars are primed for maximum sadness. That Pat, what a maroon! Merrin drops some All-Star truth bombs, Carolyn has a cold, Jamie Benn is keeping secrets, and Sen. Ted Cruz is... right? It's official. We live in #bizarroworld


Ep. 44 (11.16.16) - The Post-Election Zombie Apocalypse One

November 17, 2016

In this podcast, Carolyn and Merrin are forced to confront some difficult November realities - losses in OT, losses of elections, losses of hockey sense. Also, they give thanks, figure out their zombie apocalypse skills, and make DHH history.


Ep. 43 (10.31.16) - Spoopiest Podcast Ever!

November 1, 2016

It's the spoopiest podcast of the year! Injuries mount, Carolyn & Merrin struggle to find hope, Ales Hemsky hates bees, Craig Anderson has the feel good moment of the month, halloween hits and misses, hockey horror stories and more #soundeffects


Ep. 42 (10.12.16) - Looks Awful, Tastes Great

October 15, 2016

HOCKEY'S BACK! Carolyn & Merrin discuss new addition Korpikoski, Team Dads, Klingbeard, and try really hard not to make fun of the Oilers (spoiler: they fail). Plus, Carolyn ruins fantasy hockey and Merrin relives childhood trauma. All in a day's work.